My new life goal is to pursue a career in the NFL just so I can get the team to coordinate the Arrested Development chicken dances as our touchdown celebrations.
And as my masterpiece, out of nowhere drunk Ron Swanson jumps out of the stands and dances with us. This causes a distraction as I climb into the stands and make out with Kate Middleton. A helicopter drops a rope ladder down, I grab on and fly away, never to be heard from again.











